thanks for the HERPES

,where hearts were entertaining june
we stood beneath an amber moon
and softly murmured "someday soon"
we kissed and clung together

then, tomorrow was another day
the morning found me miles away
with still a million things to say
now, as twilight dims the sky above
recalling thrills of our love
there's one thing I'm certain of
return I will, to old brazil

I"M WORKING ON IT

so recently i've come into some $50 in store credit, and i'm thinking of making a contest to use it as a prize, but i can't think of anything fun, amusing, or to my IMMEDIATE BENEFIT.

i'm open to ideas.

::EDIT::

i'm no longer open to ideas.

::EDIT EDIT::

STOP ASKING. never fear, i wont turn back on my word and spend the money on myself, but i'm waiting to see if i can increase my winnings to offer a better prize for my personal contest. i'm so lazy though, in the end i might just donate it back to the staff and see what they can do with it for you guyz.

well that time of year has come and gone again. all i have to show for the newgrounds meet are 8 blisters, 4 bruises, a 5 inch slash on my arm, food poisoning, and i'm so sad its all over. seriously, i count my blessings quite tall to not only have soaked in the presence of the NG elite, but to even be recognized, and EVEN come out with a few new gewd friends. truly is the best of times. i'm not going to recall funny stories or such shit, luis will take care of that 3 weeks from now when all the photos get sifted through. i dont even care how shitty i look. it was great to meet all you peeps, anyone i gladhanded who's reading this, it was great.

how i miss it so.

i'll post a picture when i damn well want to.

of the forty-one comments i have on my art pieces, all but three are in "users cannot agree whether this is helpful or not" status.

that is all.

here is a picture of a cheese i did for some raisin in a forum not too long ago.

*EDIT* ok not a cheese since that was in cmyk format

**EDIT** couldn't upload the picture of the festive sperm whale due to file constraints

***EDIT***ok for another unknown reason the creepy picture of a stucco formation on my wall had a corrupt file extension

****EDITE**** can't find the picture of my cat

*****GEEF UIT***** FUCH IIT, I EDITED THE DAMN CHEESE AND NOW HE'S ANGRY

my affair with being a pretentious artfag that-is-unable-to-put-a-price-on-print s has quickly waned.

does anyone here make commissions? what of, and how did you figure out pricing? i'm wondering if i might be able to do them. perhaps not now, a month from my busiest event of the year, but i'm unemployed and i don't make a dime off the art i do.

so, i'd appreciate some serious advice on that. THANKS.

current gallery in case you don't know who the hell i am. HECK

cuz if nobody helps me now, i'm going to have to move in with a preening fag in Te-jas for monetary sustenance.

plz help

feelin' tired of the previous post, but i don't have anything new to show.

regardless, i impart a gift

and a random fact about myself. i sleep best when i tie my hands behind my back. TRY IT

glorious fullview

i'm so sick right now.

leave me a message. yes, i'm still here, but do it anyway.