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Location: current - Buford Georgia
Conan! What is best in life? - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
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i-i really wish i was present when you were recording this, with your parents probably hearing you scream "BECAUSE MY DAD RAPED MEEEE" down the hall. several times.
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They learn to ignore me.
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A glorious satire, rich in depth, almost ironically so with its minimalist approach. it beautifully wove in the feelings of bitter pain and yet admiration we feel towards our mechanical masters that we hath created. when anyone declares art is dead, beauty is gone, and meaning is fleet, i shall say NO SIR, and direct them to this with all haste. for i have truly found ART.
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you are art.
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extensively long, your analogy for song scales applied nicely to the verbal pacing in this 'toon. the 3 guys weren't really visually diverse from eachother -apart from the party scenes- and having very little differences in the voices made it a bit droning. it had promising ideas and jokes, but i feel like it would have benefitted by splitting it up into 3 smaller cartoons and turning it into a series. might help develop the characters more too, since thats painfully important for these psuedo-reality-sitcom-but-not-really kinda things that are so popular nowadays. also, it was weird that such a detailed style was used for the characters but they still bounced stiffly when they moved from screen to screen. ruined the realism that it may have been going for.
them'sa my two cents. which are thinner now 'cause of the new weaker pennies.
Author's Response:
It did need more chaps. I would have split it up, but I don't really like it when people do that, so I wasn't going to do it myself. As I've said to others, it is what it is, and I knew it wouldn't please everyone.
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"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I LOVE YOU. EVERY. SINGLE. CELL.
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i miss your grunts :C
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come hows you never time to take submitting music actually you put in cartoons huh?
Balance and Tasty quite examples to be good.
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