Score: 7

"lighten up viewers"

submission: RPG Cut-Scene Spoof

date: 17 hours ago

obviously some people here are reviewing without seeing the entire flash - OR - don't understand SATIRE. yes, the sappy music, cheesy writing, and typical boss fare are to enhance the fact that there is a goofy/unhappy ending, that frankly, i dont see how you can take seriously.

some people...

Score: 9

"AN AMERICAN AMONG US!!?!?"

submission: Sonic Shorts Volume 2

date: April 23, 2008

thats when i knew this was a top-notch parody. not only are these sonic spoofs, but the kind of rarely seen, well thought out, actually memorably funny chaos emeralds that really delight sega fans young and old. my only complaint is that the music during the end credits blocked out alot of the commentary so a few jokes could have been lost there. otherwise, its comedy gold.

Score: 8

"huzzah! another day narrowly survived for BFM!"

submission: Burnt Face Man 8

date: April 23, 2008

its good to see this series pick up again, and i must say, it really shows your improvement in flash. i like your progression - better physics and effects, more angles, but same art style. if only george lucas could learn about continuity. hope to see more mildly adventurous slipshod capers in the future!

Score: 7

"next, the trashbin of doom?"

submission: Raiders of the Trash

date: March 31, 2008

i think this would go along better if the 'coons weren't ..so.....toony. everything else was rendered much more than the animal design - ie every hair painstakingly drawn on the man's knuckles - while the raccoons just looked rushed and cheesy. also they didnt need to be so anthropromorphized, it would have worked equally well (or better) had they been more true to nature like the rest of their environment. and not blonde.
i only bring this up because that was the only thing that didn't seem to fit, everything else was perfect - action, music, direction, etc.
little weird though - taking your garbage can in the front door? he must have had some contraband he wanted secret...

Score: 8

"anti-tometic"

submission: Tom's Easter orgy

date: March 28, 2008

congratulations, you just voted Jeff off the island.

if an anti-tom flash is given a 5, does tom shed a single tear? i'd like to see more reverse-propaganda on this site. hero-worship is unhealthy

Score: 5

"it is what it is.."

submission: Jerry jackson soundboard!

date: March 28, 2008

since only the font is sensitive to click - it would have been nice to have it larger.

btw, am i the only one out there that thinks david firth and jerry jackson are one and the same?

Score: 10

"WORKIN' RULES!"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: March 28, 2008

i didnt think it was possible - but this is even better than the first. the novelty hasnt worn off at all: with the fresh new beats, new animation, new gags and even some running ones. can't wait till the third!

Score: 9

"this is why weebl is grand"

submission: Walk in the Woods

date: March 28, 2008

he finds an absurd idea, and doesnt stop there - a rocket poo contest between woodland foes? THATS NOT ENOUGH!!! rhinos, jet crashes, atmospheric frostbite, booze and flippin the bird. Those cutsey hallmark cards have no idea what really goes on in the forest.

Score: 8

"what the buck is konami code?"

submission: ParoVadius RESET

date: August 13, 2006

a well-executed sprite movie - it really looks like an official game and follows the formula for old sci-fi adventures: long drawn out story intro, obligatory tv exposition sequence, explosions and mutations. the hand drawn animation looked a little out of place however... and was there a deep reasoning behind the reset button either than.... just resetting the movie?

it'll be great to see more - and if its at all possible - what was the eerie midi playing during the bulk of the space ship intro? i looked at the credits, and the assigned sites but theres not really much help for a konami newb....

Score: 5

"brangolinapittlie?"

submission: -Go Away-

date: June 16, 2006

the cartoon was half decent but it needs subtitles so i can mute the whimpering whiney vocals