Score: 8

"loblaw and lockjaw associates."

submission: Rwd: 032 Orgasm Girl

date: October 19, 2009

i-i really wish i was present when you were recording this, with your parents probably hearing you scream "BECAUSE MY DAD RAPED MEEEE" down the hall. several times.

Score: 10

"it is art"

submission: $00pah NiN10doh! 3

date: September 9, 2009

A glorious satire, rich in depth, almost ironically so with its minimalist approach. it beautifully wove in the feelings of bitter pain and yet admiration we feel towards our mechanical masters that we hath created. when anyone declares art is dead, beauty is gone, and meaning is fleet, i shall say NO SIR, and direct them to this with all haste. for i have truly found ART.

Score: 7

"needs more chaps."

submission: Crotchless Chaps

date: August 5, 2009

extensively long, your analogy for song scales applied nicely to the verbal pacing in this 'toon. the 3 guys weren't really visually diverse from eachother -apart from the party scenes- and having very little differences in the voices made it a bit droning. it had promising ideas and jokes, but i feel like it would have benefitted by splitting it up into 3 smaller cartoons and turning it into a series. might help develop the characters more too, since thats painfully important for these psuedo-reality-sitcom-but-not-really kinda things that are so popular nowadays. also, it was weird that such a detailed style was used for the characters but they still bounced stiffly when they moved from screen to screen. ruined the realism that it may have been going for.

them'sa my two cents. which are thinner now 'cause of the new weaker pennies.

Score: 10

"complimentary walrus pit and fenced arena fighting"

submission: Pleasure Island 2

date: July 27, 2009

i love how everyone who is bashing the cartoon is talking about how it makes no sense at all. i guess the number 2 in the title wasn't a big enough hint for them.

the animation is really moving by leaps and bounds, very fluid without sacrificing alot of detail. the voice acting is still just as hilarious the first time i heard it.

just top notch silliness.

Score: 10

"lucky me, i will give him your greetings."

submission: RWD: 031 Yotam18

date: June 30, 2009

that was great. just wonderful. just.....ahhh.... *rubs nipples where t-shirt should be*

GREAT!

Score: 10

"crunchy pants"

submission: cupcake?

date: June 30, 2009

i wrote this because i starve for your companionship. you were kind enough to leave me your old mobile phone in this crawlspace, and i've managed to write this out here, but i miss you and the buttercream frosting. come back soon. the kids are worried.

Score: 10

"does this mean you're not coming stateside-"

submission: Birthday 18

date: June 13, 2009

-this summer?

cuz that would be sad. just make sure they know you're not a little asian girl because army chicks are rough in the bunks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. here is your horoscope for today:

"Be careful to think before you speak today, because you could be letting a secret out without meaning to. In fact, if you're not sure that you've been authorized to talk about a certain issue, don't utter one single peep. Walk away and think about it -- or, better still, talk to whoever confided in you. That way, you'll be absolutely sure, and you won't have to risk anyone being angry about it."

hmm.

Score: 9

"hatelook shitter"

submission: Facebook Twitter

date: June 4, 2009

holy shit. an alternate angle of talk + animation in a jeffy toon. i almost hammered a grommet through my thumbnail when i saw the low zoom of gigantor, not once but TWICE. you're really going places man. enviable places.

Score: 8

"icky green tea"

submission: Displeased

date: May 30, 2009

thats what my inner voice sounds like. only with a phlegmy british accent to it.

DESPITE OUR BITTER DIVORCE, i still like your flash. cool beans.

Score: 10

"GRAGGSHHFFUUH"

submission: TASTY

date: May 30, 2009

I KEEP HITTING THE BUY BUTTON UNDER ADDITIONAL AUDIO BUT IT DOES NOTHING!!! EITHER RELEASE YOUR MUSIC ON THE AUDIO PORTAL OR DO A CD AND MAKE ME PAY FOR IT!

i likes these speech-less musical shortscapades.