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Conan! What is best in life? - To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
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holy shit. an alternate angle of talk + animation in a jeffy toon. i almost hammered a grommet through my thumbnail when i saw the low zoom of gigantor, not once but TWICE. you're really going places man. enviable places.
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thats what my inner voice sounds like. only with a phlegmy british accent to it.
DESPITE OUR BITTER DIVORCE, i still like your flash. cool beans.
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coolio! ;D
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I KEEP HITTING THE BUY BUTTON UNDER ADDITIONAL AUDIO BUT IT DOES NOTHING!!! EITHER RELEASE YOUR MUSIC ON THE AUDIO PORTAL OR DO A CD AND MAKE ME PAY FOR IT!
i likes these speech-less musical shortscapades.
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my cross-eyed runty braindead cat found this incredibly entertaining today.
i'm still psyched that i got to be a part of this
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that's just silly. don't be silly. :3
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fantasticated stuff, i especially enjoyed your parts. tiny swirls in rectangular pupils, my loops just don't deserve to be entertaining without that depth of detail and creativity. also the music in that bit was well good too, what was it?
i dunno how peeps can get flustered at these menu collabs, they're always so easy to please.
Author's Response:
why thank yah sir, coming from a swell guy such as yourself c:
and im pretty sure the music in that part is a section of Time by Pink Floyd
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"idea was good, execution was poor."
sound was bothersome, it would have been nice to have a different music selection, and the ability to turn it off. (if there is, then an easier way to tell). the images were alright, it might have been nicer to have them appear full-size after the completion of a correct question. it was nice that you didn't get sent back to start every time, but it was still tedious to answer the previous question again, and try your luck a 2nd time. asking for a rating system at the end might be a little much, but there should have been a better bonus for completing, i didn't even have time to read the end screen before it went back to start.
still, its a good idea and it wasn't like there were glitches with it.
Author's Response:
There is a way to turn the sound off! Simply turn the volume down on your computer! Yaaay! Hooray for Sucho! I commend you!
Second complaint/suggestion is valid, but I was lazy, sorry.
Yeah, I hate the quiz games that send you back to the start, and I didn't feel like adding a health thing like the Impossible Quiz.
And I didn't feel like putting in an extra button at the end, so I made it do that.
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congrats, you had the ONLY funny short in the whole lineup. i think the wax's sonic collabs are quickly running out of speed.
still, this bit was nicely done. well paced, no clunky dialogue, good use of the in-game level screens, and fluid animation.
i understand why alot of people would feel a resubmit is unnecessary, unlike alot of other submission sites, alot of people don't post things separately because there's the danger of the legal misconceptions - this was stolen/copied and so forth. but it's your right, and it isn't unfair. still, might have helped if the title was more blatant about that, i thought it was a different collab too.
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i shouldn't really like this. its based on a commercial, an easy template for people to spam newgrounds with, and nothing you suggested fell into any of my personal tastes. but for some reason i just can't get angry at it (not like any of those were good reasons to vote poorly anyhow). it was done quite well, there was nothing wrong with it from a technical standpoint - all the sound effects and animation synced nicely together. it was corny, but intentionally so, and carried it well. if other people start doing this, i hope that the would be made in the same caliber as this.
good job.
Author's Response:
Thanks...I know it may look simple, but this was A LOT of work. I had to go through every frame and erase parts of the things I was "holding" so that my hands would be in front. That is 30 frames per second. A lot of frames. Oh and getting the movement to match with my own was tough too.
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i think this is the best of 1-5, the sense of sarcasm seems to befit these punchlines more. as i'm sure you know, the animation is wonderful and highly distinct, i love the unfolding crest at the beginning, and the animal "soundtrack" playing with it. your best weapon is keeping these brief, it insures the style stays fresh, and that the writing doesn't drag. its just the right size. don't be disheartened by the "1ts nt funy enouff" reviews, this series definitely has a future ahead of it.
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darn. i knew i forgot someone on my list. dammit - i got barrabus somethin' bitchin too.
pretty darn good. it was nice to have a progress bar at the bottom, but is there a way to turn that off? otherwise that was some fine animation. and people should learn to review by now, not by preferences but by skill.
the people hat downrate this stuff simply because of the religious spoon in their ass have no concept of how much blood and sweat actually goes into making these.
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