Score: 7

"ick, john mayer covered it??"

submission: Bold As Love

date: October 21, 2008

jimi must be rolling over in his grave.

interesting angles, a little heavy on the blur filter. the blur tool really makes an impact when the intended focus object remains sharp and the setting is blurred but too often it was both. still it was some pretty nice work to a pretty cool song

Score: 5

"deja vu?"

submission: Brazil

date: October 10, 2008

why weebl? the original cartoon was fine. it didn't need a more confusing rehash.

Score: 7

"deja vu"

submission: PSP Squirrels

date: September 20, 2008

it was hilarious, but it's good to hear you're working on new stuff. you really dont need to remake these previous features. not just cuz its the same material, but because some of the moments were funnier in the old shorts because the fewer/sloppier frames could be more spontaneous and wild. making these look more realistic really doesnt benefit these smaller/louder comedic shorts. still fun, and those commercials blew total pissnails.

Score: 10

"you owe me fulp!"

submission: The Mastermind Game

date: September 8, 2008

i have successfully saved cambodia, outer space, good television, my mother, and tom fulp! i decided to quit on my dignity....

addictive game, i can't think of anything to make it better, except maybe a highscore table (that doesn't include lucky first-guessers). the mechanics are simple and the multiple lines from the mastermind really amp up the playability. suck it to those snotty sudoku players, i'm playing mastermind!

a perfect score for a perfect game

Score: 5

"wait! its dangerous to go alone! read this"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: September 6, 2008

i'm not going to review this based on my own tastes in humor like uberfags 1 through 900 below - no, this is just a friendly warning to the sane people that double check ratings before they click

this is not a parody of metal gear solid. this is a parody of metal gear parodies.
about 80% of the flash is based around the pretense that penises, in any form, are hi-larious. and as an added word of caution, most of the sound quality is focused on "loud is funny, so deafening poorly-mic'd shrieks are comedic gold".

if this kind of humor is your cup of tea, step on in and enjoy the show. if not, save yourself 15 minutes of free time and get back to real porn.

Score: 7

"lighten up viewers"

submission: RPG Cut-Scene Spoof

date: September 4, 2008

obviously some people here are reviewing without seeing the entire flash - OR - don't understand SATIRE. yes, the sappy music, cheesy writing, and typical boss fare are to enhance the fact that there is a goofy/unhappy ending, that frankly, i dont see how you can take seriously.

some people...

Score: 9

"AN AMERICAN AMONG US!!?!?"

submission: Sonic Shorts: Volume 2

date: April 23, 2008

thats when i knew this was a top-notch parody. not only are these sonic spoofs, but the kind of rarely seen, well thought out, actually memorably funny chaos emeralds that really delight sega fans young and old. my only complaint is that the music during the end credits blocked out alot of the commentary so a few jokes could have been lost there. otherwise, its comedy gold.

Score: 8

"huzzah! another day narrowly survived for BFM!"

submission: Burnt Face Man 8

date: April 23, 2008

its good to see this series pick up again, and i must say, it really shows your improvement in flash. i like your progression - better physics and effects, more angles, but same art style. if only george lucas could learn about continuity. hope to see more mildly adventurous slipshod capers in the future!

Score: 7

"next, the trashbin of doom?"

submission: Raiders of the Trash

date: March 31, 2008

i think this would go along better if the 'coons weren't ..so.....toony. everything else was rendered much more than the animal design - ie every hair painstakingly drawn on the man's knuckles - while the raccoons just looked rushed and cheesy. also they didnt need to be so anthropromorphized, it would have worked equally well (or better) had they been more true to nature like the rest of their environment. and not blonde.
i only bring this up because that was the only thing that didn't seem to fit, everything else was perfect - action, music, direction, etc.
little weird though - taking your garbage can in the front door? he must have had some contraband he wanted secret...

Score: 8

"anti-tometic"

submission: Tom's Easter orgy

date: March 28, 2008

congratulations, you just voted Jeff off the island.

if an anti-tom flash is given a 5, does tom shed a single tear? i'd like to see more reverse-propaganda on this site. hero-worship is unhealthy