Score: 5

"it is what it is.."

submission: Jerry jackson soundboard!

date: March 28, 2008

since only the font is sensitive to click - it would have been nice to have it larger.

btw, am i the only one out there that thinks david firth and jerry jackson are one and the same?

Score: 10

"WORKIN' RULES!"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: March 28, 2008

i didnt think it was possible - but this is even better than the first. the novelty hasnt worn off at all: with the fresh new beats, new animation, new gags and even some running ones. can't wait till the third!

Score: 9

"this is why weebl is grand"

submission: Walk in the Woods

date: March 28, 2008

he finds an absurd idea, and doesnt stop there - a rocket poo contest between woodland foes? THATS NOT ENOUGH!!! rhinos, jet crashes, atmospheric frostbite, booze and flippin the bird. Those cutsey hallmark cards have no idea what really goes on in the forest.

Score: 8

"what the buck is konami code?"

submission: ParoVadius RESET

date: August 13, 2006

a well-executed sprite movie - it really looks like an official game and follows the formula for old sci-fi adventures: long drawn out story intro, obligatory tv exposition sequence, explosions and mutations. the hand drawn animation looked a little out of place however... and was there a deep reasoning behind the reset button either than.... just resetting the movie?

it'll be great to see more - and if its at all possible - what was the eerie midi playing during the bulk of the space ship intro? i looked at the credits, and the assigned sites but theres not really much help for a konami newb....

Score: 5

"brangolinapittlie?"

submission: -Go Away-

date: June 16, 2006

the cartoon was half decent but it needs subtitles so i can mute the whimpering whiney vocals

Score: 8

"a little slow-paced"

submission: Raar and Ryk

date: May 5, 2006

to the former reviewer - if you dont like japanese animation, childrens stories, or anything of the like...
WHY REVIEW A CARTOON OF IT??
its purely category assasination, its not constructive at all and it makes you look like the retard

cutesy button stuff isnt my cup of tea either but it was a charming little tale with soft animation and music to go along with it, it was a little slow though because of the long narration and few actions - but it was simple and pure

Score: 6

"gratifying"

submission: Kill the Emo

date: April 23, 2006

it was well balanced in graphics and sound, although i wish that faggoty rinsed top hit wasnt playing in the background... play some metal during the final kill sequences and the feeling of victory would have been complete

Score: 6

"darn, now i'm scared to work at pet shops"

submission: We Are Robots - Gothbot

date: January 24, 2006

its so sad how true it is, gothic robots owning up to their dark assembler - slitting their circuits and speaking in evil forms of binary that can even contain TWOS O_O

Score: 9

"i'd like a banana..."

submission: Organ Merchant

date: January 21, 2006

ah yes, finally we enter into gooseman's trade of choice. the organ biz had always been referenced but as is most everything referenced in greasymoose, it was never really revealed. i love the long full flash and the dual presence of hernando and fernando. i'd create some sort of animal/perverted metaphor for my glee, but i dont think anything compares to sexual lobster - hope to see these continue!

Score: 6

"apple users must be the designated drivers"

submission: DCK: Drunk Klunk

date: January 4, 2006

sadly this game isnt very user friendly for us maccies or notebook users...*stares at mac ibook* so sadly i'll never get klunk ...krunk.... shitfaced and kneading fatty girl dough, but very cute and well orchestrated game and the music is classic.