Score: 6

"pretty predictable"

submission: Exotic Chocolates

date: December 31, 2005

especially with the icon, it eas easy to see the joke coming - it was goofy seeing her go back for more though, spittin more than sylvester

Score: 7

"man...boobies are elastic"

submission: Quickie #1, Disturbing

date: November 17, 2005

i love this "sick" stuff... its harmless porn humour, the darkside of the perky saturday morning cartoons. its also done fairly well and with some fun distractions like all the easter eggs, keep it up swenson!

Score: 9

"i find myself elated and soothed"

submission: Great Weed Drought of '03

date: November 5, 2005

as if i had been masturbating with crest toothpaste, i'm left with a refreshing afterglow that smells like mint and musk, the more i peel away at these glorious cartoons, i reveal a backstory within a backstory and behind that is a backstory that involves crabs. like an onion i shall continue to unravel these smelly cartoons as they come forth, but unlike an onion, i shall be left with more than just the piddly center ring the size of my missing toenail.
also i would like to recieve Fernando in my postbox, his broken latin man-heart will be mine

Score: 7

"so close yet so far ahahaha...."

submission: Gonked

date: November 5, 2005

i bought the soundtrack almost purely for "gonk"... it was a very Firthy flash, and if anyone asks i coined that term and i should be famous for it... the song does invoke that little jig he did...so cute..

Score: 7

"thank Edwin Birdsong everybody"

submission: MJ Tribute Collab

date: November 1, 2005

collabs bore me usually but it was really fun to see the sonic sprites and even the castle of illusion mickey gettin their groove on - and...luigi...getting...his groove on...

Score: 10

"DEAR GOD I FOUND YOU"

submission: High Score: Episode 1

date: October 27, 2005

*laughs until left lung dies* i've been looking for the original highscores.....for so long... not that i dont love bonus stage but i miss the old... even though the new episodes are morphing graphically into the old highscores..regardless i am now very happy x_x

Score: 6

"el retard"

submission: Miss.Dynamite VI Swimsuit

date: October 24, 2005

previous reviewer, just hit the tab button in the flash window and a yellow box will appear around an "easter egg" on which you take that highly over used middle finger of yours and click on it - there is the suprise.....

dumbass...

Score: 6

"kagome....really now.."

submission: Miss Dynamite XVIII

date: October 23, 2005

i was a long-time Miss Dynamite fan and i'm very hung up over Eva's new voice change. she sounds too sugary and over-cliched like every other anime vixen now, i'm hoping this wasnt just a flippant decision and that somehow you couldnt get ms Ma'tem back for voicing. The mecha plot.. not too bad... i hope to see more actual cartoons soon though and not random spits like shaivo and HaX0r.. i was all excited to see the new list on the site but turns out there were only two real full lengthies...ah well... i'll keep watching

Score: 7

"Jesus loves even you G-dub"

submission: Bush Thinking

date: October 5, 2005

I love a quick laugh and it seems harder and harder to find that on newgrounds without comprimising on graphics or just neutering the joke entirely... i love Just2Pale :D

Score: 6

"i want a dildo/cocktail mixer...."

submission: Grave Shopping

date: July 30, 2005

i'd never have to leave home... i found it humourous like the other celeb parodies however the animation seemed a lil shoddier in comparison with last entries and i wanted more closure at the end :: @_@ ::

if only sugar pie was bigger......