sucho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ask Raptor Jesus]

not quite as good as fernando

he gives the pole the best ride of its life.

seriously, i love it when i spot a thumbnail and, in a split-second, joy washes over when i realize just by looking at it that it is in fact a new voigt flash, and that it contains a dinosaur within the 46x46

adding greasy mostly naked dudes is really frosting on the cake. the cake made of frosting.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha thanks sucho!

[Orbinauts]

needz moar labyrinth zone theme.

man the chronicles of sonichu would be alot different if reginald sneasel was a koffing.
actually it wouldn't at all.
i failed.

Splapp-me-do responds:

I was going to use a Labyrinth remix, but I couldn't find one on here that SATISFIED me enough :(

[The Heart and the Hand p2]

the disorder and the pills

i have no idea what just happened. i just tripped balls sober and i'm coming down from this awful high hard.

a 3 for being utterly baffling on three points

characters = why do they appear to be adults but are seemingly students in an elementary school class?
'glenn has a bevy of mental issues going on: inability to focus, unable to distinguish the progression of child-to-adult activities, unable to comprehend the purpose simple objects like bouquets, lack of simple survival desires such as reproach from strangers and eating, and rampant hallucinations.

why does he suddenly change all his inklings about the girl the second he sees his previous drawing, smooch her, and run off hollering?

our female lead isn't much better since although she demands fine dining and apparel, she's instantly wooed by a crayon drawing made by a grown man who lays stomach-down on the carpet using crayola fats. sure, there are well-adjusted people who still prefer childhood hobbies like mindless doodling, but they get a sketchbook and a pencil.

plot = very few of the shenanigans really contributed to the story at all and about half of this flash felt like padding, but it was hard padding to even follow.

score = the music was a constant jarring trip-inducer, it followed no mood of the characters and had no cohesive melody, compounded with the fact that the whole thing was shot like a point-of-view horror movie, i felt nauseous and battered by the end....
....the end that never came.

Bobert-Rob responds:

So what you're saying is you liked it? :3

[Late Christmas Secret]

jpeg artifacts never looked so good

breed with me

SimonG responds:

Oh yes.

[Rwd: 032 Orgasm Girl]

loblaw and lockjaw associates.

i-i really wish i was present when you were recording this, with your parents probably hearing you scream "BECAUSE MY DAD RAPED MEEEE" down the hall. several times.

LazyMuffin responds:

They learn to ignore me.

[Crotchless Chaps]

needs more chaps.

extensively long, your analogy for song scales applied nicely to the verbal pacing in this 'toon. the 3 guys weren't really visually diverse from eachother -apart from the party scenes- and having very little differences in the voices made it a bit droning. it had promising ideas and jokes, but i feel like it would have benefitted by splitting it up into 3 smaller cartoons and turning it into a series. might help develop the characters more too, since thats painfully important for these psuedo-reality-sitcom-but-not-really kinda things that are so popular nowadays. also, it was weird that such a detailed style was used for the characters but they still bounced stiffly when they moved from screen to screen. ruined the realism that it may have been going for.

them'sa my two cents. which are thinner now 'cause of the new weaker pennies.

BiffTheTimid responds:

It did need more chaps. I would have split it up, but I don't really like it when people do that, so I wasn't going to do it myself. As I've said to others, it is what it is, and I knew it wouldn't please everyone.

[Pleasure Island 2]

complimentary walrus pit and fenced arena fighting

i love how everyone who is bashing the cartoon is talking about how it makes no sense at all. i guess the number 2 in the title wasn't a big enough hint for them.

the animation is really moving by leaps and bounds, very fluid without sacrificing alot of detail. the voice acting is still just as hilarious the first time i heard it.

just top notch silliness.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks sucho!

i actually expected a lot more hate for this one, i'm really pleased and a little surprised that most people are finding the last scene funny.

[cupcake?]

crunchy pants

i wrote this because i starve for your companionship. you were kind enough to leave me your old mobile phone in this crawlspace, and i've managed to write this out here, but i miss you and the buttercream frosting. come back soon. the kids are worried.

TheBoogley responds:

tell them to hold their noses and prepare themselves for the imminent arrival of asbestos insulation.

[Birthday 18]

does this mean you're not coming stateside-

-this summer?

cuz that would be sad. just make sure they know you're not a little asian girl because army chicks are rough in the bunks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. here is your horoscope for today:

"Be careful to think before you speak today, because you could be letting a secret out without meaning to. In fact, if you're not sure that you've been authorized to talk about a certain issue, don't utter one single peep. Walk away and think about it -- or, better still, talk to whoever confided in you. That way, you'll be absolutely sure, and you won't have to risk anyone being angry about it."

hmm.

LazyMuffin responds:

Nah, I'll be there.