sucho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ParoVadius RESET]

what the buck is konami code?

a well-executed sprite movie - it really looks like an official game and follows the formula for old sci-fi adventures: long drawn out story intro, obligatory tv exposition sequence, explosions and mutations. the hand drawn animation looked a little out of place however... and was there a deep reasoning behind the reset button either than.... just resetting the movie?

it'll be great to see more - and if its at all possible - what was the eerie midi playing during the bulk of the space ship intro? i looked at the credits, and the assigned sites but theres not really much help for a konami newb....

[-Go Away-]

brangolinapittlie?

the cartoon was half decent but it needs subtitles so i can mute the whimpering whiney vocals

[We Are Robots - Gothbot]

darn, now i'm scared to work at pet shops

its so sad how true it is, gothic robots owning up to their dark assembler - slitting their circuits and speaking in evil forms of binary that can even contain TWOS O_O

[Great Weed Drought of '03]

i find myself elated and soothed

as if i had been masturbating with crest toothpaste, i'm left with a refreshing afterglow that smells like mint and musk, the more i peel away at these glorious cartoons, i reveal a backstory within a backstory and behind that is a backstory that involves crabs. like an onion i shall continue to unravel these smelly cartoons as they come forth, but unlike an onion, i shall be left with more than just the piddly center ring the size of my missing toenail.
also i would like to recieve Fernando in my postbox, his broken latin man-heart will be mine

[Gonked]

so close yet so far ahahaha....

i bought the soundtrack almost purely for "gonk"... it was a very Firthy flash, and if anyone asks i coined that term and i should be famous for it... the song does invoke that little jig he did...so cute..

[Miss Dynamite XVIII]

kagome....really now..

i was a long-time Miss Dynamite fan and i'm very hung up over Eva's new voice change. she sounds too sugary and over-cliched like every other anime vixen now, i'm hoping this wasnt just a flippant decision and that somehow you couldnt get ms Ma'tem back for voicing. The mecha plot.. not too bad... i hope to see more actual cartoons soon though and not random spits like shaivo and HaX0r.. i was all excited to see the new list on the site but turns out there were only two real full lengthies...ah well... i'll keep watching