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Age 36, Female

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sucho's News

Posted by sucho - July 5th, 2010


Hello Newgrounds.

i've always had a funny idea that i should write up some word document for someone to post here in the event that i died. i'm not known much here by members in real life, and my account would slip into inactivity without the 3 people that follow knowing why.

well. i never did write it. concise words of profundity and thanks aren't my strong suit at all, and especially not any kind of goodbye, but this site as a whole means so much to me, and i want you guys to know that before its too late for me to say so.
i'm sure others can sum up the function and goals of NG better than me, so i'm just going to ramble about how much this place means to me personally, and what a home it is.

i'm not really a tumbleweed, but i have lived in a fair amount of places over the US, switched around schools, eventually dropping out of the public system altogether to homeschool online. now because my homeschooling curriculum was about as challenging as a pacman colouring book, i had to find other ways to fill out my school day to allow mumsy to believe she's spending thousands wisely. i found newgrounds.

now, glorious caches of free content aside, it took me a long while to actually discover the reason i kept coming back to this site. its real. its full of real people and a real community. staffers that are good snarky lovable bastards, that are the best coke mules ever to have all the $$$ they spend to keep this community strong. i'm forever indebted to these guys for letting me tag along to their live meets and get-togethers - which are innumerable and fun, seriously check em out guize. but these people are skilled artists and technicians first, businessman second, and i think that deep down that's why newgrounds has remained fun, expressive, chaotic, and blissfully illogical - just the way day-dreaming real-world rejects like me can understand and interact.

but seriously, you'll not find any other domain on the web with a better, more sincere, cut of artists/ animators/ composers/ and creators out there. from the cheapest spam to the most gorgeous solo fbf toons, you can just tell people are having a good time and enjoying what they do. i dont deserve a single chum i've made off this site's expense, and certainly not the free booze'n'grub i'm offered out of Tom's basement.

-and i'm certainly no big fish, i've not been treated differently from any of you - heck anyone whose reading this has most likely contributed way more to NG than i ever have, so i really hope this place is even more special to you guys that keep it growing. i can't thank everybody enough for providing the best e-home i can ever find. i hope it lives on way longer than i do

so i put down my pills, and my glass of magic koolaid, because i can't wait to see you chaps outside again.

thanks for everything
- J

to anybody


Posted by sucho - June 20th, 2010


my one true friend, my rock, my crippling narcotic addiction.

how you guys doin?

hey newgrounds


Posted by sucho - June 14th, 2010


just say anything

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Posted by sucho - May 30th, 2010


lol. not by me. but this guy is pretty cool and dirty filthy cheap.

in other news. there is none. pull lever and try again.

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Posted by sucho - May 12th, 2010


ok, honest question. what should i do.

for reals.


Posted by sucho - April 19th, 2010


suck it


Posted by sucho - April 17th, 2010


waiting.

waiting sucks.

life is finite, and the length of life's peak is a joke. a rather poorly delivered one at that. as far back as i can remember i've always wanted to be a gangst-wait sorry wrong monologue.. as far back in my adult life as i can remember i've wanted to be one of the lucky basement-dwelling few that are privileged to do creature effects. creature effects meaning making big rubber props for movies of monsters, lizards, robots, monster lizard robots, etc. its so hard to find and train in this though that i'm not even sure 'creature effects' is the proper title for it.

anyway, to find any kind of tutelage in this is so miserably hard, and i keep butting up against dead ends. i dont know why i'm writing about this, its not especially interesting and i'm not high traffic so i dont expect i'll get any outside help, but i dunno... its just frustrating to have not known what to do in life for so long, find out, have the want to do it, but not know how to, and get 0 help for it.

meh.

a video because every news post needs one.

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Posted by sucho - February 1st, 2010


:::EDIT::: 50's back up

so yes, i'm accepting commissions at this point. i dont really know what to expect or request other than total silence, but i will say that i'm offering:

- digital pieces done in photoshop

i am not offering/capable of:

- animations
- vector art
- latex pieces or other sculpture (at the moment, that may change depending on outside income)

as far as actual subject matter, this is not a request to be employed as a concept artist or artist for anything that requires high volume of pieces. i'd like to keep this to

ONE-item-per-customer
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rates are loose, but this is what i'm comfortable with.

uncoloured lineart (little to no background) $12

monochromatic illustration $16

coloured lineart (little to no background) $22

basic illustration/portraits (little to no background) $28

advanced illustrations $50

again, i'm willing to adjust these with the buyer depending on the product.
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really, just pm me with any questions and requests with COMMISSION somewhere in the subject line.

all profits go to Newgrounds related expenses of mine such as plane tickets to meets. heck, your dollars could lead to an in-person high five. DONT IT FEEL GOOD TO GIVE?

please feed the pig.

commission details


Posted by sucho - January 30th, 2010


:UPDATE: i'm spendin all day working on getting paypal running (i are teh dumbz on the matter) and making gussy mainstream vector clipart for an istockphoto account. i am a sellout weinee. i should have a proper page up with all the details tomorrow (monday)

i need money.
i know you're all shouting a beautiful chorus of "GET A JOB" right now, and i've tried and instead of bitching about how i dont know if i'm going to be moving in 2 days or 2 months, lets pretend its a really cool reason. like. a felony. thats causing me to leave the state. unless i get acquitted.

so yes, i have no money and i've run out of dying relatives.

mom suggested i sell my eggs, but i'm going to go one step lower and sell out instead!

so. anyone need artz?

i'm booting up my paypal account and thinking of doing some commissions. not multiple piece dealies, nothing that requires my input long term (not like concept art for games, etc) but single items like a logo, a picture of your cat, a logo about a picture of your cat. a picture of a logo of your cat eating the logo of your cat eating it. you know. the usual.

if you send me stuff about furry sex... well... i'm that desperate for cash. but we shall never speak of it again.

i'll probably make a more professional newspost about it in a day or two thats more coherent and less about selling body parts. probably still as much about cats though.

i'm really tired. bed feels like the bottom of a parrot's cage.
plz help

i had to duct-tape my bed today


Posted by sucho - January 27th, 2010


come here often?